Simplistic Thoughts

Have you ever wondered what dogs think about? Obviously dogs aren't the smartest mammals out there, but they have to have some thoughts, right? Well I've thought about this, and I made another list, but this time of what I think Cosmo thinks as a normal Saturday goes on.

Morning:

• Good morning, family! I need food! Come on! I need food! I need to pee! I need water! I need food!
• Oh, thank you for the food! Now let me outside so I can pee! Now get me water!
• Whoa, you're eating food too? Can I have some? No? Please? Come on, you know you love me! Is that bacon? Give me some! Please!
• Thank you so much! I inhaled it and didn't taste anything, but I enjoyed it very much!
• Oh, you're relaxing now? Give me attention. Pet me. Rub my stomach. Rub my ears. You know you love me. I love you.

Afternoon:

• Where are you going? Can I come along? Why are you leaving? No, stay!
• I have the whole house to myself. I guess I'll just sleep.
• What was that? Oh, nothing. Sleep.
• Whoa, when did you guys come home?
• Bark! Who's here? No one? Oh okay . . . I feel embarrassed.
• Food time? Please? No? Well at least get me water please!
• I need to pee! Whoops, I'm old, and I can't hold in my pee so I just peed all over the house.

Evening:

• Food time! Yay!!! Don't bother me!
• Now let me pee! I need to go! Hurry!
• Let me in, it's cold! I need water now! Can I have a treat?! I'll just pant in your face until you figure out what I need!
• Okay, I'll sleep some more now while you guys settle down for the evening.
• Visiters? Sweet! Let me smell your crotch please! Now butt please. Okay, I guess your hands will do.
• Come on, I'm tired! Let's go to bed.
• What? You're letting me on your bed! Oh my god! This amazing! I'll just take the whole bed so that you have to sleep in an awkward position!
• *dreaming* Chase the cat! Bark! Run! *twitches in sleep*
• *wakes up* What. Where am I. Hello. It's dark. Sleep.

Yeah. So basically, as you can see, Cosmo mostly thinks about food, water, peeing, treats, petting, and sleep. I almost wish my life was this easy... This makes me appreciate how someone so dumb (no offense Cosmo) can be so damn happy all of the time and make everyone around him happy. You don't have to be the smartest person to be happy. Do you want know EXACTLY what your dog is thinking? Check this out, it's crazy!

Photo Credits: Bill Kerr